Pluralistic: The (other) problem with automatic conversion of free software to proprietary software (23 Apr 2026)

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AI 幫企業洗掉開源授權?Doctorow 指出致命盲點:AI 程式碼根本無法取得著作權

  • Malus.sh 用兩個 LLM 模仿 1982 年無塵室法律策略,聲稱能重實作開源軟體並去除授權義務
  • AI 生成程式碼不受著作權保護,企業付費得到的只是公共領域軟體,任何人都可以免費取用
  • 真正侵蝕開源的是 SaaS 繞過 copyleft 散布觸發條件,以及 DMCA 第 1201 條把破解數位鎖列為重罪

一家名為 Malus.sh 的公司收費幫企業把開源軟體「洗白」成私有授權——但這門生意有個致命缺陷:AI 生成的程式碼不受著作權保護,輸出物直接落入公共領域,任何人都可以免費使用,連付錢的企業都阻止不了。科技評論人 Cory Doctorow 在這篇文章中解剖了這個刻意設計為「警示彈」的服務,同時指出開源社群真正應該擔心的威脅,其實早在 AI 出現之前就已根深柢固,傷害遠比 Malus 更深。

Malus.sh 的設計初衷:用真實服務警示開源社群

Malus.sh 的共同創辦人 Mike Nolan 在聯合國研究開源軟體的政治經濟學。他刻意把 Malus 設計成一個真實可運行、可付款的商業服務,目的不是獲利,而是讓開源社群直視一個他認為嚴重被低估的威脅。Malus 的 FAQ 以「盡可能邪惡的方式」自我介紹:「我們的私有 AI 機器人從零獨立重建任何開源專案。結果?具有企業友好授權的法律上獨立程式碼。無需署名,無 copyleft,沒有問題。」

這裡的「署名(attribution)」和「copyleft」指的是開源授權的兩項核心義務。開源軟體的設計邏輯是建立一個知識公地(commons):任何人都可以使用、修改、散布程式碼,但必須告知其他人你使用了哪些開源元件(署名),並在一定條件下公開修改後的源碼(copyleft)。Copyleft 名稱刻意反諷著作「版權(copyright)」,因為它用著作權的法律機制來要求人們不得限制再利用——是一種「以毒攻毒」的反向設計。現實中,許多大企業熱衷使用開源軟體,卻不願遵守回饋義務;Vizio 就是典型案例,長年竊取 GPL 授權的程式碼,賭的是沒有人會提告。

IBM 訴哥倫比亞數據公司:1982 年無塵室策略的法律根基

Malus 的技術路徑直接源自一起 1982 年的美國判例。IBM 起訴小型競爭對手 Columbia Data Products(哥倫比亞數據產品),主張對方在重新實作 IBM 軟體時必定複製了程式碼。IBM 的論點直覺上有道理,但著作權法對此有明確區分:著作權保護的是「創意表達」——也就是工程師實際寫出來的程式碼——而不是程式所實現的「功能」或「演算法概念」。任何人都可以實作相同功能的排序演算法,只要沒有抄對方的程式碼,就沒有侵犯著作權。

Columbia 採用「無塵室(clean room)」開發策略:第一組工程師閱讀 IBM 程式,只提煉出功能規格文件;第二組工程師只看規格文件,從零撰寫全新程式碼,兩組人完全隔離。法院認定最終程式碼是合法的獨立創作。Malus 把這個四十年前的策略以 LLM 自動化實現:第一個模型分析開源程式、輸出功能規格,第二個模型依規格從零撰寫新程式碼,全程無需人工干預。

AI 輸出物生來無著作權,付錢的企業只得到公共財

Doctorow 的核心反駁切中要害:著作權的前提是人類創作。美國著作權局多次確認,著作權保護範圍僅限於人類的創意表達,相關上訴一路打到最高法院,最高法院拒絕受理——因為這個原則在法律界根本沒有爭議,毫無曖昧地帶。

這代表 Malus 的輸出物生來就在公共領域(public domain),沒有著作權,任何授權條款都無從附著。企業付錢給 Malus 以為取得了「可壟斷的私有程式碼」,但實際上這份程式碼跟莎士比亞的劇本地位相同——任何人見到都可以任意複製、販售、改造,甚至以更低價格製作競品,付錢的企業一點辦法也沒有。更荒謬的是,想在公共領域軟體上貼一張「使用條款」假裝它有著作權保護,本身也是違法行為:著作權法不允許用合約虛構著作權保護範圍。

換言之,如果有企業付費使用 Malus 重實作某個開源項目,希望由此獲得可鎖住競爭者的私有程式碼,他們實際上得到的是一份任何人都可以自由取用的公共財——連自己都無法壟斷的那種。

SaaS 雲端架空 copyleft 與 DMCA 鎖碼:早於 AI 的兩大吞噬機制

Doctorow 認為,開源社群真正應該警惕的不是 Malus,而是兩個早就存在、且傷害已然發生的機制。

第一:SaaS 雲端服務對 copyleft 的架空。 GPL 等主流開源授權的義務以「散布(distribution)」為觸發點——你把程式碼傳給他人的那一刻,才需要公開源碼。但 Adobe Creative Cloud、Google Docs 這類雲端服務從不把核心程式碼傳給使用者,程式全在遠端伺服器上執行,「散布」從未發生,copyleft 義務形同虛設。大企業享有完整的軟體自由(使用、修改、改進他人程式碼),普通使用者只得到「可在 GitHub 上瀏覽舊版原始碼」的殘影——而 GitHub 本身就是微軟旗下資產。大量早期開源授權在設計時根本沒有預見雲端運算的出現,這個漏洞是結構性的。

第二:tivoization(硬體鎖死)搭配 DMCA 刑事化。 名稱源自 TiVo 的做法:把開源軟體嵌入硬體設備,同時以數位鎖(DRM,數位版權管理技術)讓用戶無法在裝置上執行修改後的程式碼。廠商依授權條款提供原始碼(表面上完成 copyleft 義務),但用戶若真的修改並試圖燒入裝置,設備就拒絕啟動。更關鍵的是,美國《數位千禧年著作權法》(DMCA)第 1201 條把「破解數位鎖」列為重罪——意味著你若試圖在自己買的設備上跑自己改寫的開源程式,可能面臨刑事起訴。開源的承諾在硬體端因此被徹底架空。

重新實作是開源基石,GNU/Linux 本身就是最大的 reimplementation

文章最後,Doctorow 為「重新實作」這件事本身辯護。GNU/Linux 整個作業系統就是 AT&T Unix 的重新實作,這是整個開源運動最重要的起點。開源社群的開發者長年互相重實作彼此的程式碼,往往只因為不喜歡對方選的授權方式,或是想擺脫某個專利的纏身。Doctorow 舉例,他近一年見過最酷的開源成果之一,是有人重實作了 Raspberry Pi 的 PIO 模組,只為了規避一個惱人的專利限制——這正是 reimplementation 在開源生態中的正常功能。

就算企業真的用 LLM 大規模重實作開源程式碼,最終只是在公共領域中憑空創造一批新的免費軟體。把開源社群幾十年心血變成連付錢的企業都無法壟斷的公共財,距離「開源末日」不只遙遠,方向可能完全相反。Malus 身為警示彈確實成功引發了討論;但 Doctorow 認為,真正需要資源對抗的是 SaaS 授權漏洞和 tivoization,而不是這個讓企業白花錢製造公共財的 AI 服務。

AI 洗碼只能製造公共財、無法製造私有軟體;真正侵蝕開源的是 SaaS 架空 copyleft 和 DMCA 鎖死硬體,這兩把刀在 AI 熱潮之前就已在割。

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Today's links The (other) problem with automatic conversion of free software to proprietary software: You can't add ANY license to a public domain work. Hey look at this: Delights to delectate. Object permanence: Pimp My Snack; Abandoned Soviet missile silo full of cash; MPAA v 'democratizing culture'; 3,000 page garbage Kindle books; London's lost postal tunnels; Internet voting is stupid; Congress lobotomized itself; GWB v 'truth in politics'; Trump's FTC x tariff profiteering. Upcoming appearances: San Francisco, London, Berlin, NYC, Barcelona, Hay-on-Wye, London, NYC. Recent appearances: Where I've been. Latest books: You keep readin' em, I'll keep writin' 'em. Upcoming books: Like I said, I'll keep writin' 'em. Colophon: All the rest. The (other) problem with automatic conversion of free software to proprietary software (permalink) Here's an interesting stunt: a project called Malus.sh will take your money, and in exchange, it will ingest any free/open source code you want, refactor that code using an LLM, and spit out a "clean room" version that is freed from all the obligations imposed by the original project's software license: https://www.404media.co/this-ai-tool-rips-off-open-source-software-without-violating-copyright/?ref=daily-stories-newsletter Malus was co-created by Mike Nolan, who "researches the political economy of open source software and currently works for the United Nations." Nolan told 404 Media's Emanuel Maiberg that he shipped Malus as a real, live-fire business that will exchange money for an AI service that destroys the commons as a way to alert the free software movement to a serious danger. As Maiberg writes, Malus relies on a legal precedent set in 1982, in which IBM brought a copyright suit against a small upstart called Columbia Data Products for reverse-engineering an IBM software product. IBM's argument was that Columbia must have copied its code – the copyrightable part of a work of software – in order to reimplement the functionality of that code. Functions aren't copyrightable: copyright protects creative expressions, not the ideas that inspire those expressions. The idea of a computer program that performs a certain algorithm is not copyrightable, but the code that turns that idea into a computer program is copyrightable. Columbia's successful defense against IBM involved using a "clean room" in which two isolated teams collaborated on the reimplementation. The first team examined the IBM program and wrote a specification for another program that would replicate its functionality. The second team received the specification and turned it into a computer program. The first team did handle IBM software, but they did not create a new work of software. The second team did create a new work of software, but they never handled any IBM code. This is the model for Malus: it pairs two LLMs, the first of which analyzes a free software program and prepares a specification for a program that performs the identical function. The second program receives that specification and writes a new program. The Malus FAQ performs a "be as evil as possible" explanation for the purpose of this exercise: Our proprietary AI robots independently recreate any open source project from scratch. The result? Legally distinct code with corporate-friendly licensing. No attribution. No copyleft. No problems. This business about "attribution" and "copyleft" is a reference to the terms imposed by some free software licenses. The purpose of free software is to create a commons of user-inspectable, user-modifiable software that anyone can use, improve, and distribute. To achieve this, many free software licenses impose obligations on the people who distribute their code: you are allowed to take the code, improve the code, give it away or sell it, but you have to let other people do the same. Typically, you have to inform people when there's free software in a package you've distributed (attribution) and supply them with the "source code" (the part that humans read and write, which is then "compiled" into code that a computer can use) on demand, so they can make their own changes. This system of requiring other people to share the things they make out of the code you share with them is sometimes called "copyleft," because it uses copyright, which is normally a system for restricting re-use to require people not to restrict that use. Companies love to use free software, but they don't like to share free software. Companies like Vizio raid the commons for software that is collectively created and maintained, then simply refuse to live up to their end of the bargain, violating the license terms and (incorrectly) assuming no one will sue them: https://pluralistic.net/2021/10/20/vizio-vs-the-world/#dumbcast Malus's promise, then, is that you can pay them to create fully functional reimplementations of any free/open source software package that your company can treat as proprietary, without any obligations to the commons. You won't even have to attribute the original software project that you knocked off! This is the risk that Nolan and his partner are trying to awaken the free/open source community to: that our commons is about to be raided by selfish monsters who serve as gut-flora for the immortal colony organisms we call "limited liability corporations," who will steal everything we've built and destroy the social contract we live by. This is a real problem, but not because of AI. We already have this situation, and it's really bad. Most of the foundational free software projects were created under older licenses that did not contemplate cloud computing and software as a service. The "copyleft" obligations of these licenses are triggered by the distribution of the software – that is, when I send you a copy of the code. But cloud services don't have to send you the code: when you run Adobe Creative Cloud or Google Docs, the most important code is all resident on corporate servers, and never sent to you, which means that you are not entitled to a copy of the new software that has been built atop of our commons. In other words, big companies have "software freedom" (the freedom to use, modify and improve software) and we've got "open source" (the impoverished right to look at the versions of these packages that are sitting on services like Github – itself a division of Microsoft): https://mako.cc/copyrighteous/libreplanet-2018-keynote Then there's "tivoization," a tactic for stealing from the commons that wasn't quite invented by Tivo, though they were one of its most notorious abusers. Tivoization happens when you distribute free software as part of a hardware device, then use "digital locks" (sometimes called "technical protection measures") to prevent the owner of this device from running a modified version of the code. With tivoization, I can sell you a device running free software and I can comply with the license by giving you the code, but if you change the code and try to get the device to run it, it will refuse. What's more, "anti-circumention" laws like Section 1201 of the US Digital Millennium Copyright Act make it a felony to tamper with these digital locks, so it becomes a crime to use modified software on your own device: https://pluralistic.net/2026/03/16/whittle-a-webserver/#mere-ornaments There's no question that the tech industry would devour the free software commons if they were allowed to, and the AI threat that Nolan raises with Malus seems alarming, but while there's something to worry about there, I think the risk is being substantially overstated. That's because copyleft licenses – and indeed, all software licenses – are copyright licenses, and software written by AI is not eligible for a copyright, because nothing made by AI is eligible for copyright: https://pluralistic.net/2026/03/03/its-a-trap-2/#inheres-at-the-moment-of-fixation Copyright is awarded solely to works of human authorship. This fact has been repeatedly affirmed by the US Copyright Office, which has fought appeals of this principle all the way to the Supreme Court, which declined to hear the case. That's because the principle that copyright is strictly reserved for human creativity isn't remotely controversial in legal circles. This is just how copyright works. Which means that the "be evil" version of Malus's business model has a fatal flaw. While the code that Malus produces is indeed "legally distinct" with "no attribution" and "no copyleft," it's not true that there are "no problems." That's because Malus's code doesn't have "corporate-friendly licensing." Far from it: Malus's code has no licensing, because it is born in the public domain and cannot be copyrighted. In other words, if you're a corporation hoping to use Malus to knock off a free software project so that you can adapt it and distribute it without having to make your modifications available, Malus's code will not suit your needs. If you give me code that Malus produced, you can't stop me from doing anything I want with it. I can sell it. I can give it away. I can make a competing product that reproduces all of your code and sell it at a 99% discount. There's nothing you can do to stop me, any more than you could stop me from giving away the text of a Shakespeare play you sold me. You can't stick a license agreement or terms of service between me and the product that binds me to pretend that your public domain software is copyrighted – that's also not allowed under copyright. Does that mean that Malus is a meaningless stunt? No, because this automated reimplementation does create some risks to our software commons. A troll who doesn't care about selling software could clone every popular free software project and make public domain versions that would be confusing and maybe demoralizing. Combining these clean-room reimplementations with cloud software or tivoization could create hybrid forms of commons-enclosure that are more virulent than the current strains. But reimplementation itself is not a risk to free software. Reimplementation is the bedrock of free software. GNU/Linux itself is a reimplementation of AT&T Unix. Free software authors re-implement each other's code all the time, often because they think the license the original code was released under sucks. Literally the coolest free software thing I've seen in the past 12 months included a reimplementation of Raspberry Pi's PIO module to escape from its bullshit patent encumbrances: https://youtu.be/BbWWGkyIBGM?si=vO5zLH3OG5JLW7OP&t=2253 Reimplementation is good, actually. And honestly, if corporations are foolish enough to reimplement their code using an LLM, and in so doing, create a vast new commons of public domain software, well, that's not exactly the freesoftwarepocalypse, is it? 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(InnovEU) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cccDR0YaMt8 Pete "Mayor" Buttigieg (No Gods No Mayors) https://www.patreon.com/posts/pete-mayor-with-155614612 The internet is getting worse (CBC The National) https://youtu.be/dCVUCdg3Uqc?si=FMcA0EI_Mi13Lw-P Do you feel screwed over by big tech? (Ontario Today) https://www.cbc.ca/listen/live-radio/1-45-ontario-today/clip/16203024-do-feel-screwed-big-tech Latest books (permalink) "Canny Valley": A limited edition collection of the collages I create for Pluralistic, self-published, September 2025 https://pluralistic.net/2025/09/04/illustrious/#chairman-bruce "Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It," Farrar, Straus, Giroux, October 7 2025 https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374619329/enshittification/ "Picks and Shovels": a sequel to "Red Team Blues," about the heroic era of the PC, Tor Books (US), Head of Zeus (UK), February 2025 (https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250865908/picksandshovels). "The Bezzle": a sequel to "Red Team Blues," about prison-tech and other grifts, Tor Books (US), Head of Zeus (UK), February 2024 (thebezzle.org). "The Lost Cause:" a solarpunk novel of hope in the climate emergency, Tor Books (US), Head of Zeus (UK), November 2023 (http://lost-cause.org). "The Internet Con": A nonfiction book about interoperability and Big Tech (Verso) September 2023 (http://seizethemeansofcomputation.org). Signed copies at Book Soup (https://www.booksoup.com/book/9781804291245). "Red Team Blues": "A grabby, compulsive thriller that will leave you knowing more about how the world works than you did before." Tor Books http://redteamblues.com. "Chokepoint Capitalism: How to Beat Big Tech, Tame Big Content, and Get Artists Paid, with Rebecca Giblin", on how to unrig the markets for creative labor, Beacon Press/Scribe 2022 https://chokepointcapitalism.com Upcoming books (permalink) "The Reverse-Centaur's Guide to AI," a short book about being a better AI critic, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, June 2026 (https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374621568/thereversecentaursguidetolifeafterai/) "Enshittification, Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It" (the graphic novel), Firstsecond, 2026 "The Post-American Internet," a geopolitical sequel of sorts to Enshittification, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2027 "Unauthorized Bread": a middle-grades graphic novel adapted from my novella about refugees, toasters and DRM, FirstSecond, 2027 "The Memex Method," Farrar, Straus, Giroux, 2027 Colophon (permalink) Today's top sources: Currently writing: "The Post-American Internet," a sequel to "Enshittification," about the better world the rest of us get to have now that Trump has torched America. Third draft completed. Submitted to editor. "The Reverse Centaur's Guide to AI," a short book for Farrar, Straus and Giroux about being an effective AI critic. LEGAL REVIEW AND COPYEDIT COMPLETE. "The Post-American Internet," a short book about internet policy in the age of Trumpism. PLANNING. A Little Brother short story about DIY insulin PLANNING This work – excluding any serialized fiction – is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. That means you can use it any way you like, including commercially, provided that you attribute it to me, Cory Doctorow, and include a link to pluralistic.net. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Quotations and images are not included in this license; they are included either under a limitation or exception to copyright, or on the basis of a separate license. Please exercise caution. 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